lørdag den 16. juni 2012

The swedish cultural traitor - IKEA !

MASJID-UL-IKEA: Who needs Saudi money when Ikea will fund your mosque?

LOS ANGELES: After years of unsuccessful fundraising dinners and taking taraweeh prayers hostage, Masjid-ul-Islam is finally getting the funds it needs to finish phase three of its renovation project. IKEA, the Swedish furniture giant, has agreed to be a corporate sponsor for the masjid.

(Well, IKEA IS Swedish and we know how happy the Swedes are about the dramatic spike in rapes of Swedish women by Muslim men. IKEA now joins Best Buy, Butterball, Whole Foods, KFC, Costco and host of other businesses on the infidel sh*t list)

MM  Masjid president Ismail Badry was ecstatic. “Alhamdullilah for IKEA’s corporate sponsorship. Things got really bad for fundraising ideas.” Badry mentioned that he once dressed as a homeless man to earn more cash for the masjid. “With IKEA supporting us, I won’t have to take the nicest-looking shoes and auction them off on Craigslist anymore.”

IKEA sees the renovation sponsorship as an extension to its ever-evolving brand. Director of Community Affairs at IKEA, Mikos Svennson said, “Although this is the first time we have sponsored a religious institution, we believe that the mosque will find benefit with our sponsorship. IKEA loves to help cultivate burgeoning communities.”

Part of the sponsorship deal was to rename the mosque to Masjid-ul-IKEA. In addition to rebranding the masjid to be in-line with IKEA’s brand, the layout of the entire masjid was overhauled to resemble an IKEA store.

Badry sees a future in corporate sponsorship with religious institutions. “I think the next step is to start getting corporations involved with our holidays. Like Eid. I can’t even imagine the possibilities of what a religious holiday can look like when it’s completely backed by corporations.”

Badry sees a future in corporate sponsorship with religious institutions. “I think the next step is to start getting corporations involved with our holidays. Like Eid. I can’t even imagine the possibilities of what a religious holiday can look like when it’s completely backed by corporations.”

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